Facebook etiquette book written by me.

Tyler and I were talking about FB status' last night before bed. We were talking about a person who posts them every once in a while, but posts 6 at one time. Yes, we are serious. He said, don't they get what a status is about? You are supposed to post one, not a bunch at one time. We agreed that it defeats the purpose and then we both had a good hard laugh because not many people seem to understand that concept.

So here is the Pack advice for FB:
Stick to one status update every so often and don't post a bunch at a time. If the first one doesn't get a bunch of "likes" and comments, what makes you think the other five are?

In the shnerfington's of time, I don't gots none. (Just like Harry don't gots a wand anymore.)

I have all these ideas. I have a whole folder full of ideas on my computer. I just haven't gotten there yet. Maybe in like 2013 when I am out of PA school. (Let's face it, I won't get around to it there either.) A girl that I worked with once, Dresden, she gives cute ideas on her blog and if you don't have time to make them, like me, you can call her and she will make these cute things for you. Such a good idea because let's face it, we don't have time people. Right? (I say right with a question mark, but I really say it like it's a period at the end.)







No, I don't remember where any of these pictures are from. This folder isn't a new thing, sorry.

You really can't blame me.

You know it is taking all my will power not to just click my size and check on out.
(If I knew my new CC* number by heart, it would be done and the wrath of the husband would have to punish me becuase I would not feel bad.)

This dress is bananas. It is gorgeous to say the least. I would wear it at least every Sunday.



These pants are really sweats. Genius.



You can purchase both of them in a 4 and small if you want to have them shipped straight to my apartment, I understand.

**CC means Credit Card. And yes, I do memorize the numbers because I have found I have needed to use the number more than once on an important occasion. And when driving and needing to give your number to someone, it's not safe to be pulling out your wallet. Hands at 2 and 10.

Besos y shopping (pronounced CHopping).

If you want to get me something.. I won't stop you.
Maybe I'd even kiss you with gratitude. Tyler will let me too because he won't let me buy this stuff. He would probably kiss you too.
Courtesy of Zara who doesn't have an online shop in the U.S. Die.

No I am not pregnant. Good try. But this goes along with the next item.

And no I don't own this already.

And these are sweats. I am going to Zara in Vegas stat. This is too good to be true.

And I don't have this either. I want thaaat.

Brought to you in part by Anthropologie:







And I want to make these. Or just have them be delivered on my doorstep. Please? I don't have time to bake right now.