If you ask her, she will say JB rules. She must be mine.

So this is Phof. It's pronounced like that, but that is not her name, don't worry. My sister isn't an idiot and did not name her child Phof. But, that's what she is called in these here parts of town. And she is pretty funny. She doesn't say a lot, but she can say Ash and Ty. (Yes, we are very proud.) We went out to dinner without the other girls and it was great fun. She loved all the alone time with adults and her toys. She was even kind enough to let me take pictures of her to practice and she because she is just too cute with her snotty nose.



Look how trendy she is. Hipsters should take a few notes from her.