-He sleeps on his pillow for about 30% of the night. The rest of the time it is in my face or under his arm.
-He snores, but only for a few minutes then climaxes out of it.
-He sleep talks. (I knew this one, but I hadn't fully experienced it.) Last night it was "Sorry I'm so hot in front of you."
-He gets crazy hair after falling asleep for only 30 minutes.
...until you share a bed.
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I love this.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to married life!
Haha, what stories you'll have with a sleep talker. This is great.
ReplyDeleteMy hubs is similar... his hair gets really crazy (because it's super curly) and he also talks in his sleep. Plus, he does stuff in his sleep that really weird me out... like tickling my face. Marriage is awesome, right?
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