-He sleeps on his pillow for about 30% of the night. The rest of the time it is in my face or under his arm.
-He snores, but only for a few minutes then climaxes out of it.
-He sleep talks. (I knew this one, but I hadn't fully experienced it.) Last night it was "Sorry I'm so hot in front of you."
-He gets crazy hair after falling asleep for only 30 minutes.
...until you share a bed.