Texts

SBM: He is the boy version of me. He totally gets everything I am saying. I wish he was gay. He would be the perfect gay best friend.

ME: Well maybe he will be, or he can be your fake gay.

SBM: I will just pretend. I will send you his facebook so we can stalk him togets.

ME: I was JUST stalking yours to find his.

SBM: hahaha so embarrassing.

SILLY. I miss you.

-BILLY.